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ARE YOU SEXIER THAN THIS MAN?
THEN CAMP NEEDS YOU!
Come one, come all! Welcome, new counselors! You may be asking yourself the important questions about camp! What's that thing in the lake? Why shouldn't I eat on Tuesdays? Wait, I shouldn't eat on Tuesdays? Is she serious that I shouldn't eat on Tuesdays? If I ate this Tuesday, should I be worried?
YOU SHOULD! But that's not the point! The point is that you're forgetting the most important question of all, suckers! Who is the sexiest person in this goddamn camp? Well, you're lookin' at her! But don't give up hope yet! You can still have SECOND place! You could steal it out from that sexy Roy Mustang's perfect nose and magnum dong, if only you'd get DISCOVERED! All you need is a little self-promotion and you'll be winning those polls like nobody's business except mine and Axel's!
If you think you've got what it takes, step right up and let us judge you like a piece of meat! Who knows? You could be the next CAMP FUCK YOU DIE STAR!
(( MY GOD FOLKS
ETA 2 TOMO HAS TO DROP FOR A WHILE, I will pick up later! ♥ Axel is slow but TRUCKIN' ALONG OUT FOR THE NIGHT, KIDS ))