ITP: Wham bam, thank you ma'am.

[futureseeing]

[Today in Camp, there is a giant sign, and standing in front of it is a lady. She reads it out loud]

The south will rise again? I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.

(ooc; In this post, characters can only speak in innuendo. Have at it!)

Comments

[vidi_vici_veni]

If you are not careful, my lady, there may be an attack from behind.

[futureseeing]

Will I have to watch my backside?

[vidi_vici_veni]

You can, unless you have a trusted friend to watch it for you. Then you will be able to guard the front as well. Really, it's always better with a couple allies...

[futureseeing]

I've heard that it's better than going alone before.

[acivilservant]

Put you in mind of something, or is there a specific sort of rise I'm just not getting out of this?

[carpetmatches]

It's a saying, kid. We generally try to avoid it; brings the wrong images to mind.

[acivilservant]

Not the sort of thing you'd want to discuss in mixed company, huh?

[carpetmatches]

Definitely not. I certainly don't want people thinking of the south and rising up when I say something.

Not entirely surprised that something like that is said openly here, though.

[immaghoooost]

They've been threatening to rise for so long now... I'm starting to think they can't get it up and running.

[futureseeing]

Well, if they can't get up, then it can't be helped.

[immaghoooost]

Terrible shame, that. Not something I have a problem with, however.

[futureseeing]

Is that sort of impotency problematic?