IT'S TUESDAY

[sauerkraus]

[While some mornings mean chocolate-chip pancakes in the mess hall, Tuesday's menu is an entirely different matter. Tuesday is a true Russian roulette of gastronomic health issues, and there is always the off-chance that you'll find a relative or a dear friend in the pot... or so the rumour goes. Whatever your feelings about Tuesdays in the

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[ovoretherainbow]

Ja, I like de soup!

[ovoretherainbow]

I dunno. It just appears in here on Tuesdays, y'know?

[sauerkraus]

Something to look into then...

What is your opinion on the food for the other days? Yesterday morning there were pancakes.

[ovoretherainbow]

Good luck wit' dat, I guess!

I don't really come in on most de other days! It don't fill me, so why bother, ja?

[sauerkraus]

What do you consume on these other days?

[ovoretherainbow]

De zombies, mostly. Sometimes de cave monsters.

[sauerkraus]

It still sounds rather gruesome, but I am having trouble suggesting a more permanent menu fixture. I am, you must understand, rather against the eating of other human beings.

[ovoretherainbow]

[just snorts] Most people are.

[sauerkraus]

I think it comes from the thought that one might be a potential menu item. Tell me more about these cave monsters. Do you think they are what goes into the soup?

[ovoretherainbow]

We only eat de people who attack us.

Kinda doubt it! Dey aren't really fillin' enough.

[sauerkraus]

The mystery of this soup continues...

And I suppose that is fair. Who attacks you here in this place?

[ovoretherainbow]

Regularly, not really anyone! Dere's no real point in it here, ja? Especially when no one stays dead.

[sauerkraus]

No one stays dead? Are you saying that some form of occultism is at play?

[ovoretherainbow]

Nah, de moogles! Dey bring you back to life if you die. Did you just get here?

[sauerkraus]

Ja, I arrived not too long ago. Less than a week, I think, so I do not yet understand what this 'moogle' you speak of is.

[ovoretherainbow]

You can talk to dem, and dey bring you back to life if you die. It's usually pretty convenient!