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[halfcocked]

[so today outside the Arts and Crafts Hut, Devit is putting the finishing touches on a work PAMPHLET FTR of staggering genius.]

Comments

[say_thee_nay]

[Has been reading along very carefully.]

Which god?

[halfcocked]

God God! You know, God! GOD. God from Earth!

[say_thee_nay]

... there are many gods from Earth. I am uniquely positioned to know this.

[halfcocked]

The one named God! You know, with Noah and Adam and Eve and all that shit!

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Nyahaha, what a funny story.

[halfcocked]

Shut up, fattie cat!

[spiritsrfinetoo]

For the last time, I'm not a cat, little storytelling boy!

[halfcocked]

Looks like a cat to me! And I'm not a little boy!

[get_sometail]

Geez, God's a dick.

[halfcocked]

Ha ha ha! They deserve it, you should see 'em!

[get_sometail]

Like hell they do!

[halfcocked]

[rolls his eyes] I said I wasn't gonna argue this with you guys!

[sistercomplex]

Page three has to be the worst tease ever.

[halfcocked]

I don't want people asking to see 'em when I can't show 'em!

[sistercomplex]

Why can't you? I mean, the rest of us can use our powers here.

[halfcocked]

Because I don't have Jasdero, I don't have the other half of Jasdevi. So--this isn't all of a Noah.

[designer_babe]

...What religion is this?

[halfcocked]

Uh, you know, the one with Adam and Eve--why does everyone keep asking that? The Bible one!

[designer_babe]

That's not the version I remember.

[halfcocked]

No shit! Because the Bible is all bullshit! Humans don't know real history.