ITP: your shirt is not safe

[shirtsflyopen]

[there is a beautiful new car sitting in camp with a beautiful man relaxing on its hood with his shirt wide open. He seems fairly happy about something, possibly because some people seem to be losing their buttons/having their shirts fly open as they get close. But it might just be because you're walking by.]

Lovely evening, isn't it?

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[climaxinside]

Ehh? Mm, suppose it is.

[climaxinside]

Then that's great.

[shirtsflyopen]

... You're not interested?

[climaxinside]

No, I definitely am.

[shirtsflyopen]

Wonderful. I will be in touch with you Mister...?

[climaxinside]

Nogami Ryoutarou. Nice to meet you.

[shirtsflyopen]

Akio Ohtori, it's nice to meet you Ryoutarou.

[climaxinside]

*my nipples are so hard right now and that frightens me*

Th-Thanks.

[shirtsflyopen]

[don't fear it, embrace it]

Of course. Would you like a ride somewhere?

[commander_bitch]

[ANGRY LOOKING COMMANDER holding both ends of his open uniform here]

[climaxinside]

*hit in the eyes with his shirt :'(*

[commander_bitch]

What the hell is this supposed to be?!

[climaxinside]

I'm sorry, I don't know!

[commander_bitch]

Breeze my ass, that's what this guy is saying it is.

[climaxinside]

B-But that's....

[commander_bitch]

Eh?