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[ilikethemshort]

[It's unusually busy in the hotel lobby today, as there's a teenage girl setting something up on the tv there as a very grumpy, sullen 'vampire slayer' is watching

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[moveurdeadfros]

Oooh, what are you watchiiiiiivampires!

[Yes. Yes the skeleton is afraid of the supernatural.]

[bitingcynicism]

. . .

[moveurdeadfros]

Aa-ah, what are they doing? Is the part with the biting over soon?

[Hello Zero you look big and strong and whatnot, I can totally sit close to you for protection right?]

[bitingcynicism]

... You're scared of vampires? You don't have anything to bite.

[moveurdeadfros]

Well, ah, it is the principle of the thing really! I mean, for all you know there could be marrow-pires out there, could there not?

[bitingcynicism]

. . .

[moveurdeadfros]

[Yeah.

Just sitting here.

May be cuddling up to both of you in the process.]

[bitingcynicism]

[... Pushing off a bit.]

Stop that! It's just a show.

[moveurdeadfros]

Ah, if you say so... but I-I am afraid I cannot help it, wraiths and vampires are frightening even if they are not real!

Ah, that is to say within the context of the fictional programme, not that I hesitate over vampires and wraiths being real in this place.

[bitingcynicism]

... You're afraid of fake vampires but not real vampires?

[moveurdeadfros]

Oh no young master, I am quite fearful of them whether they are real or unreal!

At least, as long as they are unpleasant. There are difference between vampires and vampires, you know!

[bitingcynicism]

... What?

[moveurdeadfros]

Indeed! Some of them are terribly violent and have boring briefs. But others are terribly violent and have lacy grey underthings which barely conceal any of their splendor~!

[bitingcynicism]

WHAT??

[moveurdeadfros]

I know, they were some of the skimpiest panties I had ever laid eyesockets on! The marvels of the modern age, I suppose~!

[bitingcynicism]

SHUT UP!