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[steadysword]

[There is a Holy Knight sitting in the mess hall with a newspaper, reading the horoscopes

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[crouchingmoron]

Aquarius~~! Why?

[steadysword]

It seemed the easiest way with which I might make small talk.

"Aquarius: They say that home is where the heart is, but little do they know about the metal box, the bloody towels, and the crosscut saw beneath the floorboards."

[crouchingmoron]

...th-that's terrible!

[steadysword]

No doubt it is little more than a fanciful tale spun to intimidate those who would misbehave.

[adawningoath]

...you're asking me?

[steadysword]

Aye, ser, I ask you. I had thought it a simple enough question.

[adawningoath]

...there's already someone I'm interested in. Sorry.

[steadysword]

What interest is this?

[miyabi_pantsu]

I'm a Scorpio, baby. You're interest in my personal life is flattering.

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[steadysword]

You will refer to me by name, as is proper, knave. As for your sign, the advice this writing gives is merely this:

"Every day, in every way, you're getting better and better. But at this rate, you won't be good enough for 64 more years."

[miyabi_pantsu]

Hooooooo, who would've guessed you were into horoscopes? But, I guess it's true that I can only improve.

[steadysword]

For better or worse, the zodiac has come to have a great influence in my life.

[commander_bitch]

Uh. Leo?

[steadysword]

Your advice, then, is merely this: "Someone shows their pettiness, perhaps by accident, and it will send you into a rage of sorts."

[commander_bitch]

... really.

[steadysword]

Aye, so it reads. Perhaps you ought to consider learning a greater degree of self-control.

[screwfate]

...

Cancer.

[steadysword]

Then I've little doubt we share a common difficulty.

[screwfate]

...Is that so?

[steadysword]

I was born under Cancer, just as you. The advice we have been given is merely that we ought to speak more with others, so that we might be more compassionate.