ITP: Sartorial Misapprehension & other stories

[tinmedalsoldier]

[There's a young man in uniform arguing with a couple of zombie tourists and their ever-increasing pile of luggage.]

Look, for the last time, I don't know where this hotel is, and even if I did, I'm still not a bellhop!

[So, business as usual for Camp, really.]

((Intropost, standard warnings apply, offer void in Utah, etc.))