[snakes on a plate]

[namedforthedog]

[maybe it's just because Halloween is coming up, but there are rubber snakes all over the mess hall tonight. There are one or two real ones, and they seem to be hanging out around one man.]

You've got to be kidding me.

[ooc: passing out, I will pick up any new/old threads tomorrow]

Comments

[peacockeyes]

[looking at the living snakes]

Will you be needing assistance, sir?

[grumpysidekick]

He seems to have the situation under control. How is your arm?

[peacockeyes]

It's healed.

[grumpysidekick]

Already?

[takethe_cannoli]

[but I was cooking there!]

A-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[das_sourkraut]

[Ach my eardrums]

For the love of--- they're fake Italy!

[takethe_cannoli]

Germany, Germanyyyy!!

[das_sourkraut]

Calm down!

[judging_you]

An inconvenience I could do without.

[namedforthedog]

You're telling me.

[judging_you]

I presume they are not yours, then?

[namedforthedog]

No. No, they aren't.