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[hidesthebodies]

[In the mess hall today, there is a table set up in the back. Sitting at the table is a slightly irritated man, surrounded by signs that encourage you to

Register Your Villain Now!

Does your villain have all their shots?

Have you spayed or neutered your villain? Appointments can be made today!

So . . . do you have someone you would like to

Comments

[manicurse]

Ah, keeping them from breeding.

[hidesthebodies]

Apparently.

[manicurse]

It's a nice idea, but it doesn't prevent them from keeping up their villainous ways themselves, does it?

[hidesthebodies]

. . . the entire thing is ludicrous.

[foxinthefire]

... Oh, neutering him sounds like an excellent idea.

Does registering him mean I can get a little collar with his name on it?

[rape_o_clock]

I doubt he'd enjoy that.

[foxinthefire]

I doubt he'd miss it that much.

[rape_o_clock]

Sounds like something he'd be attached to, either way.

[ovoretherainbow]

[Considering this!] Okay I get de neutering, but what're de shots for?

[foxinthefire]

Rabies probably.

[ovoretherainbow]

I guess dat would be pretty bad to spread.

[foxinthefire]

Terrible. Though, I'm not certain anyone would be too broken up over the necessity of putting them down in that case.

[outmapped]

Isn't this going a bit too far?

[mmmdots]

They deserve the same courtesy you give your weird relatives. Be nice.

[outmapped]

W-what?! I--We don't neuter humans in my home world.

[mmmdots]

You don't? Is the billboard sign a lie?

[lollerblade]

NEUTER?!

[abnormalcalm]

Scared?

[hi I'm leaning just a little, it's like the icon only I'm barely taller]

[lollerblade]

No. I just think that's messed up. And get out of my face, girl.

[abnormalcalm]

It is messed up and half pointless, I'll agree.

[completely unfazed by the 'get out of my face' line]