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[vice_is_nice]

[Today, Hakkai is busying himself with chores, and is in the process of carrying out a laundry basket to head off to the laundromat when he stops, looks back at his cabin, and sees the giant banner hanging from the roof:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HAKKAI AND HIS DEAD INCESTUOUS SISTER!]

...Yes, it's shaping up to be a wonderful one already, clearly.

Comments

[viceisnice]

That wasn't very tactful of whoever wanted to wish you a happy birthday, was it?

[viceisnice]

I'll tell you what, Hakkai. Since it's your birthday, but you're probably not in much of a celebratory mood, I'll buy you a drink. Drinks are just as good for not celebrating as they are for celebrating. Sound good?

[vice_is_nice]

I would appreciate that very much, thank you kindly.

[nightangelca]

...it's like I'm seeing double.