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Sep 14, 2009 15:20

[If you're in the woods today you may find a young woman climbing a tree. She's already halfway up it but a squirrel is impending her process. More than impending as it's trying to peel one of her hands away from the tree. It's understandable as she is attempting to raid the squirrel's nuts. It's also working and she's perilously close to falling.]

Back off and go away, you furry midget! I've been out here for days without food and I'm starving -- keep it up and I'll have you for dinner instead. Stop that!

[And there she falls. What do you do?]

[LJ ate the text in my first post. No idea why, but sorry. Intro post! New voice and icons so will probably be slow. ETA: out for the night. will pick up tags and threads in the morning! I am slowly tagging here and there and I will keep chugging along until forever. Also post open always.]
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