[In the cafeteria there is a stack of cookbooks from the 1950s-60s. A young woman who looks to be from that era is flipping through them.]
There might be some things that can be added to the cafeteria menu, to change things around a bit...
Err... Ummm... Maybe not. [For your amusement:
The Gallery of Regrettable Food.]
Edit: Taking a break now, but I'll be back later!