Sure, most things need a reason.

[benddeyada]

[But an unexpected yet always appreciated love goo post sure as hell ain't one of 'em. You touch this goo? You will fall in super duper wuv with the nearest person. To better explain this phenomenon! Piping through the rusty Loudspeaker, this song fills all of camp:]

If you go down in the woods today

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[takeme2urpants]

[Leaves his ship, looking around curiously as he walks down the ramp]

What manner of growth is this...?

[takeme2urpants]

If we were to retire from the public, then...?

[watchmycannon]

[Giving his boots a rather mournful look. O hai, I was coming to visit you in yer ship.]

I'm not entirely certain.

[takeme2urpants]

Oh! Good day, David. ♥

You don't suppose it has any harmful side effects, do you? I'm not sure how many individuals I can evacuate in my Intruder...

[watchmycannon]

--Evacuate to where?

Thus far, this place has been very good about making sure nothing permanently harms its residents. Presumably because that would ruin its fun.

[takeme2urpants]

I had supposed that I could manage simply... hovering above ground, for as long as it takes to dissipate.

Hmm, I suppose there is some method to its madness, after all!

[watchmycannon]

I admit it's not the most comforting of reassurances.

[Lifts one foot and shakes it, rather undignified]

[takeme2urpants]

Hee hee hee! Would you care to come in? I must have some cleaning articles somewhere.

[Offers you a tentacle]

[watchmycannon]

I believe I would, thank you.

[Takes it, steps closer]

[takeme2urpants]

[Yaaay leading you up the ramp into the spaceship. The first room is pretty bare, excepting the VUX writing on the gunmetal/blue walls and the light fixtures.]

I believe I still have a few towels on the bridge. Would you follow me?

[watchmycannon]

[Takes a second to look around, but not too long, as I realize I am drippy icky goo on your floors]

I would love the opportunity to truly explore, at a later date. It's a fascinating vessel.

[takeme2urpants]

You are quite welcome to do so! ♥ I have recently learned that I have taken to giving tours... I do enjoy seeing it from a new perspective, as I have become rather jaded about such things.

[We're off down a hallway, then!]

[watchmycannon]

That sounds reasonable. I myself do so enjoy showing others around my city.

[Follows!]

[takeme2urpants]

Your high praise of your home makes me rather curious to see it, myself! The species diversity also piques my interest, of course. I wonder if you have any reading material regarding its history I could borrow?

[Doop doop, walkin' through an automatic door "fwoosh"]

[watchmycannon]

I would be more than happy to show you her, if I've ever the chance. She's lovely, and lively -- not quite the jewel the imperial capital is, but perhaps more welcoming, for it.

I'm sad to say I do not. I arrived here only with what I had upon my person.

[Ooo, fwoosh. Runs a hand carefully along the seem where the door disappeared]

[takeme2urpants]

[You are so cute when you're fascinated with my stuff ♥ Lets you do that, sort of slowing his walking speed as they get to the bridge so he doesn't leave you in the hallway]

Thank you for the invitation! I would very much enjoy that.