[But an unexpected yet always appreciated love goo post sure as hell ain't one of 'em. You touch this goo? You will fall in super duper wuv with the nearest person. To better explain this phenomenon! Piping through the rusty Loudspeaker,
this song fills all of camp:]
If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You'd better padlock your flies.
For every where you look and step
An element takes you out of your depth
Today's the day the love goo visits camp!
... the song's kind of catchy! But it still feels like gum just melted all over my shoes.