Estimated Wait Time: 30 Minutes from This Point

[say_thee_nay]

[Somewhere that is not the center of Camp, because that's where everything's been lately, apparently, so else, two superheroes are sitting in the midst of a group of animatronic, singing children. They do not, surprisingly enough, seem thrilled.]

I will grant that this sphere may verily prove both "a world of laughter, a world of tears"--... Thor

Comments

[not_an_xman]

This really is the worst time to be locomotivally challenged.

I knew I should've posted a 'Find My Body' minigame on that board.

[2nd_slinger]

At the moment, you're kinda a... cantaloupe, I guess.

[not_an_xman]

Even with the mask? Guess it was a fated description, after all.

Unless you just called me a melonhead. I won't stand for that, though I wish I could. You ever had a phantom limb that was basically everything? It's really upsetting.

[2nd_slinger]

No, I must've missed the sign-ups for that.

[not_an_xman]

With any luck I'll be cured or get a montage or something to speed this up, I've been like this for over a month, you know? To make it worse the whole zombie head thing turned out not to be that great.

[2nd_slinger]

... I can't imagine how that coulda gone horrible wrong.