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[faileh]

[Steve has found the shooting range! And despite the automatic M-11's strapped to his waist, he's holding a pair of bb guns that look just like the gold lugers he used at Rockford. He seems very excited about this discovery!]

Anybody feel like being a live target? I've got padding.

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[purple_pliers]

[does not want to be shot at, but is sitting on the fence and watching]

[purple_pliers]

Maybe I have. I wonder why.

It seems pretty easy with an unmoving target, though.

[faileh]

Want me to run around?

[purple_pliers]

I can't shoot at you!

[faileh]

You can, it won't hurt me since they're not real guns. But you don't have to.

[purple_pliers]

I'd much rather not.

[faileh]

Okay. Here, I'll take apart a real one and show you how it works. Sound better?

[purple_pliers]

Yes, please!

[faileh]

[grinning, and leading you over to a work bench, where there are some shitty handguns discarded]

I've only got automatics on me, but semi-autos are simpler, so I'll show you on these. They're trashed, though, it looks like.

[purple_pliers]

I can fix them.

[faileh]

...doesn't look worth it, but if you want to practice. Here.

[detailed lesson about how a handgun works]

[purple_pliers]

[is totally turning this handgun into a clockwork puppy. with an elastic band and a fork. somehow. and also LISTENING INTENTLY.]

[faileh]

[finishes explanation and is watching you]

[purple_pliers]

[winds up the puppy. it scuttles towards you with its tail whipping around in a full circle]

[faileh]

[is amazed]

[purple_pliers]

I just wanted to see if I could make it into something completely different.