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[faileh]

[Steve has found the shooting range! And despite the automatic M-11's strapped to his waist, he's holding a pair of bb guns that look just like the gold lugers he used at Rockford. He seems very excited about this discovery!]

Anybody feel like being a live target? I've got padding.

Comments

[gloveslapped]

Why would I let you shoot me?

[faileh]

Because it's a bb gun and won't actually hurt you, and then we can switch?

[gloveslapped]

That's pointless. I don't fight with guns.

[faileh]

[shrugs] Okay. Bye.

[dontneedadoctor]

Now that has to be one of the stupidest ideas for passing time I've ever heard. Kid, are you trying to make my job harder than it already is?

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[faileh]

...

It's a bb gun.

[dontneedadoctor]

I can still think of better things to do with my time than go shooting at other people. But you might want to mention that little detail before you go asking for volunteers to be shot at. At least if you want a chance at getting any.

[faileh]

...you can think of better things than training to be able to protect yourself?

[purple_pliers]

[does not want to be shot at, but is sitting on the fence and watching]

[faileh]

Hey Violet, ever shot before?

[purple_pliers]

Not that I can remember!

[faileh]

Want to try? It's just a bb.

[bulletwthmyname]

I'll pass, thanks.

[faileh]

Awww, come on. They don't even pinch.

[bulletwthmyname]

I'm pretty sure they do.

[faileh]

[shoots himself in the hand]

Bb's.