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[write_it_in]

[It's a fine day in Camp Fuck You Die, and our favorite cranky novelist is sitting under a tree with a brand new notebook, considering what to write for his next book. As he has no ideas, he decides to have some fun -- less fanfiction, more mocking what counts as popular literature these days. Just as Edward and Bella meet in an impassioned embrace

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[commander_bitch]

[BONK]

OW! What the hell is--?!

[commander_bitch]

Why are you picking up something like that?!

[cest_untrap]

Just because it's sparkly doesn't mean it won't work~

[commander_bitch]

That's not--

[--xdklfjjsg oh god did she really just say that]

[cest_untrap]

[giggles]

[commander_bitch]

[THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING now he's red and can't even respond to that :(]

[cest_untrap]

Oh, don't be so embarrassed.

[commander_bitch]

I-I didn't need to hear that?