ITP: In honor of Shark Week...

[sharpmaskedman]

[If you've passed by the Bulletin Board today, you might have noticed a new posting:]

It's come to my attention--again--that a predator has been reported within Camp's boundaries. The creature's M.O. indicates that it's a familiar threat, and everyone should take care to keep your cabin doors locked and not to open them unless you know FOR CERTAIN

Comments

[courage_found]

[Who notices thing like bulletins? Psah.]

I'll get it!

[cuebattlemusic]

... It. It was Earl, wasn't it?

I knew it! He's always trying to cut in on my rounds.

[courage_found]

Uh... Yep that was the guy! Maybe next week?

[cuebattlemusic]

I... I should come in anyway to make sure his work is up to code.

[courage_found]

Code?

[cuebattlemusic]

Building codes for newly installed... whatever we were talking about before.

Showers.

[courage_found]

You should write down your assignments. I do that for school and it really comes in handy for remembering stuff. Like homework.

[cuebattlemusic]

... you should open the door and show me.

[courage_found]

Sure, I can do that!

[courage_found]

... Wait! I forgot I'm not supposed to open it unless I know for sure who the other person is. And I don't think I recognize the voice. This is so confusing!

[cuebattlemusic]

... [Coughs.]

It's-a me, Mario!

[courage_found]

Mario's really out there with you too? I want to see!

[THROWS OPEN DOOR! :DDD]

[cuebattlemusic]

[I LIED ABOUT THE PLUMBERS! ALL OF THEM!]

[courage_found]

...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S NOT MARIO!!

[sharpmaskedman]

[Will a mystery man do instead?]

What does that even mean?

[courage_found]

[Running at mystery man!]

IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!