ITP: In honor of Shark Week...

[sharpmaskedman]

[If you've passed by the Bulletin Board today, you might have noticed a new posting:]

It's come to my attention--again--that a predator has been reported within Camp's boundaries. The creature's M.O. indicates that it's a familiar threat, and everyone should take care to keep your cabin doors locked and not to open them unless you know FOR CERTAIN

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Produce Cabin

[occultisfinetoo]

[lalala] Ah -- who is it?

[tsun_is_dere]

*. . .*

[cuebattlemusic]

So... You should totally open the door and not be worried that I will eat Foojumabu.

[tsun_is_dere]

*There may be some sharp things stabbing through the door at you now*

[cuebattlemusic]

[CLEARLY THIS MEANS THE TIME FOR STEALTH AND CRAFTINESS HAS PASSED. BEHOLD, I AM A SHARK!]

[occultisfinetoo]

[taking pictures with my cell phone, because just because my life is in danger doesn't mean I can let an opportunity pass me by]

[cuebattlemusic]

[BEHOLD THE TERROR OF THE SEAS--ON THE LAND!

... LANDS? THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. WE'LL STICK WITH LAND!]

[occultisfinetoo]

And I suppose you have a new volume you can sell me, right?

[cuebattlemusic]

Among many other wonderful things. But they all require you to lower any weapons and open the door.