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[trunkate]

[ There's a man with a white shirt looking down at a big, fat label that happened to attach itself to him.

DO NOT TAKE WHILE PREGNANT, MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT LOSS OF SIGHT, INSOMNIA AND NAUSEA. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 OR OVER THE AGE OF 40. RARE BUT SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS ARE EXTREME TERROR AND DEATH.You know, for

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[mastersparktion]

[WARNING:KEEP AWAY FROM OPEN FLAME. MAY CONTAIN VOLATILE, HALLUCINOGENIC, OR OTHERWISE HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCES. COMMON EFFECTS INCLUDE MILD TO SEVERE IRRITATION AND LOSS OF PROPERTY.]

Hey, I hardly ever contain some of those.

[mastersparktion]

You don't bruise that much either anymore.

[donationsorgtfo]

Hmm... Now that you mention it...

[mastersparktion]

Maybe you don't need a warning after all.

[donationsorgtfo]

Well, I'm certainly not as hazardous as you.

[mastersparktion]

That's just how you know I'm gettin' it right.

[donationsorgtfo]

Maybe I should seal you away then.

[mastersparktion]

I'm not a youkai yet, y'know.

[donationsorgtfo]

They say you should stop fires before they start, right?

[mastersparktion]

Can you even do that?

[donationsorgtfo]

...

Maybe?

[mastersparktion]

"Warning: can't be assed to know her own abilities".

[donationsorgtfo]

[shrugs]

It's probably not important either way.

[mastersparktion]

Good thing you're not really a firefighter.