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These are the apps from the dup batch yesterday that got a majority, but didn't quite make 70%. Yey new policies. ♥
I don't need to reprint the notice from the post I just made, do I? Just VOTE. Closed.
Character: Amano Ginji
Series: Get Backers
Canon: Ginji is the electric half of the Getbackers-- he can generate electricity like a human electric eel. He used to be the feared Lightning Lord, the cruel head of the most feared gang in the city-- but he abandoned that life for a life on the streets with Ban Midou. He has a very enigmatic personality-- kind to almost everyone, he often talks Ban into helping people even if Ban thinks that they can't afford to do charity. He's very energetic, and loves his partner in crime more than anything. He'll stick by and trust Ban with his life, and he knows that Ban trusts him with his. Ginji is also extremely strong-- despite his demeanor; he is not a person to be messed with. He likes food, but does not get to eat particularly often due to living on the street-- any sort of food is good to him. He doesn't have the greatest past, but he has an optimistic view on his future. He also likes pretty girls. A lot.
BAN-CHAN!
Sorry to keep you waiting, Ban-chan! The bus route somehow got messed up, and we ended up in the wrong place! There were huge gates and a pool and lots of pretty girls, and more food than I think I've ever seen before! It was heaven-- I've never eaten so much! There was food from all over the world!
...it turns out that place wasn't free, though. I showed them my pass, and they said that it wasn't the place that I was supposed to go, and then they asked for money for all the food I had eaten-- how was I supposed to know that it wasn't free for me? So I kind of got kicked out, Ban-chan. But that was okay, because you weren't there and I could run fast enough to get away before they called the police!
I got back to the station and told them that my bus went to the wrong place, but all the buses were gone for the day-- so I asked for a map!
I went out to go get the Ladybug so I could drive out here, but it had BEEN TOWED. AGAIN. See, Ban, I told you we should have just waited for a spot in the parking lot!
Then, you'll never guess what happened-- this really BEAUTIFUL nice lady offered to drive me! At first, she asked if in return, I could get something back for her, but I told her I couldn't because Getbackers is plural and I couldn't do it without you, Ban-chan! She giggled and said that I was so cute she'd drive me anyway, but I told her that when we got out, we'd do the job for free! Stop looking at my like that, Ban-chan, she was so pretty!
Everything was going fine until we got closer to where the map said the bus route ended-- at first, I didn't notice anything odd, but soon it was getting hard not to notice the weird plants and odd lumps off in the brush. The girl seemed to become more and more on edge the closer we got, so I said she should stop the car so that I could get out and check out what the gray-ish lumps were. I got out and almost right away I saw that the gray lumps were human-shaped. I turned around and told her to go back, and that I would take it from there-- I didn't want to get an innocent girl hurt, after all! You should always help a damsel in distress, but I think it's better not to allow her to get into distress in the first place.
I saw a sign by the road-- it said "Camp F ck Yo Di"-- I think some of the letters were worn away-- but camp seemed the closest thing to civilization around, so I knew it was where you must've gone! I followed the road all the way to a giant gate, and I just walked in-- as soon as got in, there were no gray things on the ground to be seen! Weird, huh? I saw glimpses of things in the woods, though-- what sort of wildlife is here, anyway?
Sorry for making you wait, Ban-chan!
CAMPERS:
Ginji Amano here, the other half of the Getbackers! If you've lost it, we'll get it back for a fee, with our almost 100% success rate!
...is that food?
Poll Vote! (again)
Character: Yakushi Kabuto
Series: Naruto
Canon: First appearing to be a somewhat untalented Genin in Konoha
(having failed the Chuunin exam seven times), Yakushi Kabuto is in
fact much more competent than he lets on, and a spy for Orochimaru, a
major villain in the sries. Currently, he has been outed as such and
serves as Orochimaru's right-hand man. Though the full-extent of his
talents have yet to be explored, Kabuto is known to be an
exceptionally gifted medical ninja, with an especial talent for
regenerating damage to himself.
Personality-wise, Kabuto maintains a cheerful, helpful facade over
what his master calls a twisted personality (and this is from a person
called a monster masquerading as a man) at all times. Underneath his
always-polite demeanour he seems to have a fair amount of anger
bottled up, which we occasionaly get glimpses of, as well as a strong
tendency towards manipulation of others. Though the series hints
strongly at a lack of personal loyalty to his current master, he seems
to be willing to put up with serving under him in order to achieve an
as-yet unrevealed goal. In the meantime, Kabuto thinks nothing of
using every trick, dirty or otherwise, to further himself. It is also
worth noting that Kabuto also seems to have a fondness for stirring
things up just for their own sake (for example, he deliberately blew
his cover in order to see how the Konoha authorities would react),
alongside some sort of altruistic tendencies (healing Hinata during
the Chuunin exam third round matchups).
Nin-card #0257-a: Private addendum to official log of arrival at
Camp Fuck You Die.
Hmm. After checking twice, I am forced to conclude that my system is
indeed clear of any hallucinogenic substances... which means that this
camp is indeed populated by flesh-eating zombies, disembodied eyes,
oddly organised squirrels, strangely sentient trees, amorous purple
gorillas, psychic toucans, sentient clothes, overly-friendly goats and
whatever that misshapen 'Eh-oh'-ing red thing was.
... Orochimaru-sama dispatches me to such interesting places.
Ah well, I am sure that he knows best. I must say that I am debating
whether to divert from my mission to retrieve Sasuke-kun to attempt
soliciting the services of the director of this institution- her
advances in reanimation and biological alterations are quite
impressive, and could be quite complementary to Orochimaru-sama's
works. Her obsession with finding this murderer and the resulting
mental instability (as evidenced by the above list of environmental
hazards here) however, may be a drawback. If she can be found, it may
be simpler to eliminate her and gather up samples of the more
promising flora and fauna to analyse back at Otogakure- I doubt if the
first will meet with much objections from the rest of the camp.
Those hazards are also the reason why this report is currently being
compiled in a small hollow several meters underground. While the first
zombie I encountered wasn't much of a problem, and indeed offered a
useful opporunity for me to vent certain frustrations upon, the dozen
or so of it's companions, apparently attracted by the chakra I'd used
to dissasemble it, were another matter.
ETC1: After some time observing the campers from a distance, I think I
will be needing many, many more nin-cards to record everything
unnusual I encounter here (The director already has several devoted to
her). A significant portion of campers seem to possess capabilities or
technology that are quite promising, one way or the other.
...some of them also seem to be undead, yet retain higher cerebral
functions. This is even more fascinating, and may warrant vivisection
at the earliest opportunity.
Also, these giant puppets called 'Gundams' I hear of sound especially
intriguing, if only to serve as a substitute for Manda-sama that does
not require feeding each time it is called. One further discovery is
that a surprising number of Leaf nins seem to be in attendence,
including Naruto-kun and Sakura-san. While their presence complicates
matters, that simply adds more, hm, spice to the proceedings.
However, there's something odd about Neji-kun though... he
seems older by a few years than when I last saw him.
Or at least, that was before he and the rest started practising, quite
inexplicably, that useless 'Sexy no Jutsu' of Naruto's. Based on this,
I may have to reevaluate my assesment of the mean intelligence of
Konoha genin.
ETC2: Neji-kun has reportedly formed an alliance with a rather
infamous ninja. In fact, I think I espy him in the distance, wearing a
familiar red-clouds-on-black cloak, standing in what appears to be a
giant badger footprint.
...I'm at the same camp as the mentally unbalanced vessel for a demon
and the one ninja my master acknowledges as superior to him.
I wonder perhaps if Orochimaru-sama, brilliant though he is, has a bit
too much confidence in my ability to heal myself? Moreover,
just because I have a talent for enduring ridiculous amounts of
punishment doesn't mean I like it.
New priorities- offer services as a medical nin and put forth a
friendly face so as to help in acquiring as many friends as possible
here at camp, in the event of any hostilities. Fortunately, several of
them seem quite easily manipulable friendly and easy-going.
Though I have yet to come across any proper medical personnel here, I
hear that some of the campers are even healers of some sort- I must
study their methods possibly discreetly arranging 'accidents'
afterwards to ensure a medical monoply. Retrieval of Sasuke-kun
will have to be postponed in favour of these more immediate concerns,
as well as the barrier around the camp.
...but first, seeing as how a slightly disturbing porportion of the
wildlife and scenery have amorous intentions, I think I will begin by
working on adapting a few medical jutsus to boobytrap my own body.
Poll Vote! (again)
Character: Draco Malfoy
Series: Harry Potter -- Wikipedia page
Canon: Draco is the selfish and spoiled son of the rich and powerful Lucius Malfoy, and is currently attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Draco is a resident of the Slytherin house - the house known for turning more dark wizards than any others. His father was said to have been involved with You-Know-Who, but his name was cleared after You-Know-Who's downfall. He hates muggles (non-magic people) and muggle-born witches and wizards and calls them "mudbloods." Very much an elitist, he also considers some wizarding families better than others.
Note: The Draco of this application is based off of the first four books of the Harry Potter series and his attendance at Camp Fuck You Die happens in between his fourth and fifth year at Hogwarts.
I blame the Americans.
The American Department of Magic makes our British Ministry of Magic look like it is a well-run government organization. I had been practicing Apparating with my father, and while I had managed not to splinch myself, I appeared to have gone several hundred miles off course. I had been warned that this could happen, of course, but I never thought that it would happen to a Malfoy.
I had landed in a horrible swamp that I swear I saw a picture out of one of Father's books, and if my memory serves me right, it is in Louisiana. The muggles here are laughable, apparently, according to an American friend of Father's who owns a plantation near here. Perhaps I can find it and contact the manor that way.
And trouble just seems to follow me since I landed here from bad to worse. When I tried to Apparate back to the manor, it felt as though I had been kicked in the stomach and wasn't allowed to at all. When I fell I had heard a splintering of wood, and while I previously thought it was a branch underneath me, I found out that it was my wand. So now I'm wandless, and in an apparently new anti-Apparation zone. I will have Father put in a harsh word with the American Department of Magic when I get back.
Until then I have been forced to reside here at this horrible muggle camp that makes that blood-traitor Weasley's house look almost normal, and I swear the muggles here are even stranger than usual. I might actually be interested in finding out what the hell is wrong with them if I didn't want to get out of here so badly myself, but it looks like they want to get out as well but cannot. It would be simple if I just had my wand, but all I have are my pieces and I don't trust them to be used for anything. So now I'm stuck here with a muggle weapon that they call a "shotgun" to defend myself against the zombies. And I think I just saw one of Weasley's older brothers. Great.
Poll Vote! (again)
I don't need to reprint the notice from the post I just made, do I? Just VOTE. Closed.
Character: Amano Ginji
Series: Get Backers
Canon: Ginji is the electric half of the Getbackers-- he can generate electricity like a human electric eel. He used to be the feared Lightning Lord, the cruel head of the most feared gang in the city-- but he abandoned that life for a life on the streets with Ban Midou. He has a very enigmatic personality-- kind to almost everyone, he often talks Ban into helping people even if Ban thinks that they can't afford to do charity. He's very energetic, and loves his partner in crime more than anything. He'll stick by and trust Ban with his life, and he knows that Ban trusts him with his. Ginji is also extremely strong-- despite his demeanor; he is not a person to be messed with. He likes food, but does not get to eat particularly often due to living on the street-- any sort of food is good to him. He doesn't have the greatest past, but he has an optimistic view on his future. He also likes pretty girls. A lot.
BAN-CHAN!
Sorry to keep you waiting, Ban-chan! The bus route somehow got messed up, and we ended up in the wrong place! There were huge gates and a pool and lots of pretty girls, and more food than I think I've ever seen before! It was heaven-- I've never eaten so much! There was food from all over the world!
...it turns out that place wasn't free, though. I showed them my pass, and they said that it wasn't the place that I was supposed to go, and then they asked for money for all the food I had eaten-- how was I supposed to know that it wasn't free for me? So I kind of got kicked out, Ban-chan. But that was okay, because you weren't there and I could run fast enough to get away before they called the police!
I got back to the station and told them that my bus went to the wrong place, but all the buses were gone for the day-- so I asked for a map!
I went out to go get the Ladybug so I could drive out here, but it had BEEN TOWED. AGAIN. See, Ban, I told you we should have just waited for a spot in the parking lot!
Then, you'll never guess what happened-- this really BEAUTIFUL nice lady offered to drive me! At first, she asked if in return, I could get something back for her, but I told her I couldn't because Getbackers is plural and I couldn't do it without you, Ban-chan! She giggled and said that I was so cute she'd drive me anyway, but I told her that when we got out, we'd do the job for free! Stop looking at my like that, Ban-chan, she was so pretty!
Everything was going fine until we got closer to where the map said the bus route ended-- at first, I didn't notice anything odd, but soon it was getting hard not to notice the weird plants and odd lumps off in the brush. The girl seemed to become more and more on edge the closer we got, so I said she should stop the car so that I could get out and check out what the gray-ish lumps were. I got out and almost right away I saw that the gray lumps were human-shaped. I turned around and told her to go back, and that I would take it from there-- I didn't want to get an innocent girl hurt, after all! You should always help a damsel in distress, but I think it's better not to allow her to get into distress in the first place.
I saw a sign by the road-- it said "Camp F ck Yo Di"-- I think some of the letters were worn away-- but camp seemed the closest thing to civilization around, so I knew it was where you must've gone! I followed the road all the way to a giant gate, and I just walked in-- as soon as got in, there were no gray things on the ground to be seen! Weird, huh? I saw glimpses of things in the woods, though-- what sort of wildlife is here, anyway?
Sorry for making you wait, Ban-chan!
CAMPERS:
Ginji Amano here, the other half of the Getbackers! If you've lost it, we'll get it back for a fee, with our almost 100% success rate!
...is that food?
Poll Vote! (again)
Character: Yakushi Kabuto
Series: Naruto
Canon: First appearing to be a somewhat untalented Genin in Konoha
(having failed the Chuunin exam seven times), Yakushi Kabuto is in
fact much more competent than he lets on, and a spy for Orochimaru, a
major villain in the sries. Currently, he has been outed as such and
serves as Orochimaru's right-hand man. Though the full-extent of his
talents have yet to be explored, Kabuto is known to be an
exceptionally gifted medical ninja, with an especial talent for
regenerating damage to himself.
Personality-wise, Kabuto maintains a cheerful, helpful facade over
what his master calls a twisted personality (and this is from a person
called a monster masquerading as a man) at all times. Underneath his
always-polite demeanour he seems to have a fair amount of anger
bottled up, which we occasionaly get glimpses of, as well as a strong
tendency towards manipulation of others. Though the series hints
strongly at a lack of personal loyalty to his current master, he seems
to be willing to put up with serving under him in order to achieve an
as-yet unrevealed goal. In the meantime, Kabuto thinks nothing of
using every trick, dirty or otherwise, to further himself. It is also
worth noting that Kabuto also seems to have a fondness for stirring
things up just for their own sake (for example, he deliberately blew
his cover in order to see how the Konoha authorities would react),
alongside some sort of altruistic tendencies (healing Hinata during
the Chuunin exam third round matchups).
Nin-card #0257-a: Private addendum to official log of arrival at
Camp Fuck You Die.
Hmm. After checking twice, I am forced to conclude that my system is
indeed clear of any hallucinogenic substances... which means that this
camp is indeed populated by flesh-eating zombies, disembodied eyes,
oddly organised squirrels, strangely sentient trees, amorous purple
gorillas, psychic toucans, sentient clothes, overly-friendly goats and
whatever that misshapen 'Eh-oh'-ing red thing was.
... Orochimaru-sama dispatches me to such interesting places.
Ah well, I am sure that he knows best. I must say that I am debating
whether to divert from my mission to retrieve Sasuke-kun to attempt
soliciting the services of the director of this institution- her
advances in reanimation and biological alterations are quite
impressive, and could be quite complementary to Orochimaru-sama's
works. Her obsession with finding this murderer and the resulting
mental instability (as evidenced by the above list of environmental
hazards here) however, may be a drawback. If she can be found, it may
be simpler to eliminate her and gather up samples of the more
promising flora and fauna to analyse back at Otogakure- I doubt if the
first will meet with much objections from the rest of the camp.
Those hazards are also the reason why this report is currently being
compiled in a small hollow several meters underground. While the first
zombie I encountered wasn't much of a problem, and indeed offered a
useful opporunity for me to vent certain frustrations upon, the dozen
or so of it's companions, apparently attracted by the chakra I'd used
to dissasemble it, were another matter.
ETC1: After some time observing the campers from a distance, I think I
will be needing many, many more nin-cards to record everything
unnusual I encounter here (The director already has several devoted to
her). A significant portion of campers seem to possess capabilities or
technology that are quite promising, one way or the other.
...some of them also seem to be undead, yet retain higher cerebral
functions. This is even more fascinating, and may warrant vivisection
at the earliest opportunity.
Also, these giant puppets called 'Gundams' I hear of sound especially
intriguing, if only to serve as a substitute for Manda-sama that does
not require feeding each time it is called. One further discovery is
that a surprising number of Leaf nins seem to be in attendence,
including Naruto-kun and Sakura-san. While their presence complicates
matters, that simply adds more, hm, spice to the proceedings.
However, there's something odd about Neji-kun though... he
seems older by a few years than when I last saw him.
Or at least, that was before he and the rest started practising, quite
inexplicably, that useless 'Sexy no Jutsu' of Naruto's. Based on this,
I may have to reevaluate my assesment of the mean intelligence of
Konoha genin.
ETC2: Neji-kun has reportedly formed an alliance with a rather
infamous ninja. In fact, I think I espy him in the distance, wearing a
familiar red-clouds-on-black cloak, standing in what appears to be a
giant badger footprint.
...I'm at the same camp as the mentally unbalanced vessel for a demon
and the one ninja my master acknowledges as superior to him.
I wonder perhaps if Orochimaru-sama, brilliant though he is, has a bit
too much confidence in my ability to heal myself? Moreover,
just because I have a talent for enduring ridiculous amounts of
punishment doesn't mean I like it.
New priorities- offer services as a medical nin and put forth a
friendly face so as to help in acquiring as many friends as possible
here at camp, in the event of any hostilities. Fortunately, several of
them seem quite easily manipulable friendly and easy-going.
Though I have yet to come across any proper medical personnel here, I
hear that some of the campers are even healers of some sort- I must
study their methods possibly discreetly arranging 'accidents'
afterwards to ensure a medical monoply. Retrieval of Sasuke-kun
will have to be postponed in favour of these more immediate concerns,
as well as the barrier around the camp.
...but first, seeing as how a slightly disturbing porportion of the
wildlife and scenery have amorous intentions, I think I will begin by
working on adapting a few medical jutsus to boobytrap my own body.
Poll Vote! (again)
Character: Draco Malfoy
Series: Harry Potter -- Wikipedia page
Canon: Draco is the selfish and spoiled son of the rich and powerful Lucius Malfoy, and is currently attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Draco is a resident of the Slytherin house - the house known for turning more dark wizards than any others. His father was said to have been involved with You-Know-Who, but his name was cleared after You-Know-Who's downfall. He hates muggles (non-magic people) and muggle-born witches and wizards and calls them "mudbloods." Very much an elitist, he also considers some wizarding families better than others.
Note: The Draco of this application is based off of the first four books of the Harry Potter series and his attendance at Camp Fuck You Die happens in between his fourth and fifth year at Hogwarts.
I blame the Americans.
The American Department of Magic makes our British Ministry of Magic look like it is a well-run government organization. I had been practicing Apparating with my father, and while I had managed not to splinch myself, I appeared to have gone several hundred miles off course. I had been warned that this could happen, of course, but I never thought that it would happen to a Malfoy.
I had landed in a horrible swamp that I swear I saw a picture out of one of Father's books, and if my memory serves me right, it is in Louisiana. The muggles here are laughable, apparently, according to an American friend of Father's who owns a plantation near here. Perhaps I can find it and contact the manor that way.
And trouble just seems to follow me since I landed here from bad to worse. When I tried to Apparate back to the manor, it felt as though I had been kicked in the stomach and wasn't allowed to at all. When I fell I had heard a splintering of wood, and while I previously thought it was a branch underneath me, I found out that it was my wand. So now I'm wandless, and in an apparently new anti-Apparation zone. I will have Father put in a harsh word with the American Department of Magic when I get back.
Until then I have been forced to reside here at this horrible muggle camp that makes that blood-traitor Weasley's house look almost normal, and I swear the muggles here are even stranger than usual. I might actually be interested in finding out what the hell is wrong with them if I didn't want to get out of here so badly myself, but it looks like they want to get out as well but cannot. It would be simple if I just had my wand, but all I have are my pieces and I don't trust them to be used for anything. So now I'm stuck here with a muggle weapon that they call a "shotgun" to defend myself against the zombies. And I think I just saw one of Weasley's older brothers. Great.
Poll Vote! (again)