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[sniktdick]

...so I'm the best there is at what I do.

But what I do best. Ain't camping.

((HI GUYS.

EDIT: I AM SLOWING DOWN. WILL PICK UP ALL THREADS TOMORROW AND OVER THE COURSE OF THE WEEK 4 SURE. ♥ ;A;))

Comments

[papillondejade]

Well, then what is it? Making sushi? Knitting exciting underwear?

[sniktdick]

At this rate it's lookin' less like something impressive and more like gettin' my ass landed in the middle of nowhere.

[papillondejade]

Oh, c'mon. You're here, so it must be somewhere!

[sniktdick]

Shitty somewhere might as well be nowhere.

[wordsforwings]

[it's a person!]

[sniktdick]

Somethin' on my face, girlie?

[wordsforwings]

[points at his face]

[sniktdick]

...

[cursory inspection of his own face.]

[master_of_mon]

[...something screams BOTHER ME :|a]

Ya don't know how to camp?

[sniktdick]

I didn't say that.

[master_of_mon]

Well it sounds like you're sayin' ya aren't good at it, anyway!

[sniktdick]

Kid, for all you know I'm a goddamn camping wizard. Just 'cause it ain't what I do best don't mean I don't do it well.

[bzzzkill]

Then what is it you do best?

[sniktdick]

I got a note here that says it's postal service and a history that says it's a couple real unpleasant things plus a mean game of blackjack.

[bzzzkill]

Postal service, being unpleasant and gambling. Impressive.

[sniktdick]

Item-by-item lists're kinda limiting, don'tcha think?

[copper_tops]

[it's a man I don't know! talking! I should heckle!]

Then is it talking to yourself?

[sniktdick]

Not so much I'd count it in the top ten or nothin'.

[copper_tops]

Then what? Being gloomy and mysterious?

[sniktdick]

Gettin' warmer, kid.