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[ilikebiggunz]

[Today as the sun sets, you might hear the sound of a helicopter in the distance. However, try as you might you won't actually see any helicopter at all until it very suddenly moves out from behind the volcano and over the lake. It is flying very close to the water, close enough to kick up a plume of green mist from the lake, and to be pulled

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[n_ittowinit]

[oh yay... more shiny shiny robots for me to touch]

[n_ittowinit]

Thank you.

I will tell you anything else you want to know, but only if you let me touch you and promise not to kill me.

[companion_cubed]

*and speeding over as soon as Near's on the ground...and Megatron's distracted by the barrier*

There will be no such agreement! Promises from a Decepticon are not to be believed more often than not, and you are in need of relocation to a safer area and possibly medical attention.

[n_ittowinit]

[awwwww]

Okay.

[ilikebiggunz]

...I believe that will not be neccesary.

[transforming and off to duel the Barrier!]

[n_ittowinit]

[sooooooo cool]

[companion_cubed]

*INTERVENTION*

Near! That's Megatron, leader of the Decepticons and a very dangerous bot. You need to get away from this area immediately and find cover.

[n_ittowinit]

He's just watching the lake... I don't see why he's so dangerous.

[companion_cubed]

That's only because he hasn't noticed you yet! Which is very lucky for you, by the way, and not something you should be taking for granted. Decepticons don't care about human life whatsoever. He could probably crush you and not even notice it.

[n_ittowinit]

[but I would be crushed by MEGATRON]

I won't touch him without asking.

[companion_cubed]

*YOU'RE KILLING ME NEAR*

Why would you want to touch him?!

[n_ittowinit]

He's Megatron.

[companion_cubed]

Since when is that a reason for any sentient being--human, Autobot, or otherwise--to want to perform such an action?

[n_ittowinit]

He's really interesting.

[companion_cubed]

That is hardly the first word I'd choose to describe him!

[n_ittowinit]

[brb, getting picked up by him]