ITP: INDEPENDENCE DAY! Not the movie, ftr.

[me_fuckyeah]

[In the center of Camp today, there seems to be a barbecue going on! Hotdogs, hamburgers, grilled chicken for the healthy people, and corn for the vegetarians

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[flashfaberge]

That's a lot of American flags.

[me_fuckyeah]

It's my birthday!

[flashfaberge]

Really!? You should have told me earlier, I would have prepared a better party for you! And what's that outfit, you're supposed to wear something special on your birthday..!

[me_fuckyeah]

Not here you're not!

And what's wrong with this party?

[moerines]

Oh, a party? Is it someone's birthday?

[me_fuckyeah]

Yeah-- it's mine! I'm turning 233 this year!

[moerines]

Oh! Happy birthday, Alf--

233?

[me_fuckyeah]

Yep! I declared Independence 233 years ago.

[nooneexpectsthe]

Ah, Happy Birthday America!

[me_fuckyeah]

Tha-- wait, I don't recognize you...

[nooneexpectsthe]

It's me, Spain! Camp turned me into a girl.

[me_fuckyeah]

[....]

Oh, well, I guess you do look like Spain!

[art_crow]

Free beer? Alright!

[me_fuckyeah]

... Can robots drink beer?

[art_crow]

I can! [has a Corona in hand] Do you think you could open this for me?

[me_fuckyeah]

[... how does that work-- ARE YOU AN ALIEN ROBOT]

Sure!

[Opening now!]

[got_jossed]

Heineken! Now that's the stuff. Not that I couldn't go for a Beamish. Or a Guinness for that matter.

[me_fuckyeah]

But it should be Budweiser! Or Miller Light! Or even Sam Adams.

[got_jossed]

Nah, man, nothing beats a good Irish ale or lager. You made a good choice! Even if the stuff they make for export isn't quite the same, yeah?

[me_fuckyeah]

[But I didn't choose this :T]

There still should be some American beers here too.