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[renovateyourass]

[today at the onsen, things are a bit different. there are sakura petals floating in the water. there is very odd music playing. and also, there is a banner]

Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED

BAD, BAD BATHHOUSE

[directly underneath the banner there is a man with yellow eyes, wearing nothing but a very loose fundoshi]

Ahhh, yes, that's much better

Comments

[gunsmoking]

Am I disturbing somethin'?

[renovateyourass]

Oh, don't worry, I can't think of anything I could be doing that I wouldn't want you walking in on.

[gunsmoking]

O... kay...?

[renovateyourass]

So why not join me so we can get to know each other more?

[loltruth]

Kanji? Are you feeling okay?

[renovateyourass]

I feel wonderful now that you're here.

[loltruth]

Yeah, uh.

What happened?

[renovateyourass]

Hmm? Why should anything have happened?

[andrebirth]

What makes it "bad bad"?

[renovateyourass]

The things that go on inside, of course.

[andrebirth]

What kinds of things?

Oh. Like girls?

[renovateyourass]

Oh no, not girls at all.

[betterthancharm]

Hmm. Not my usual standard, but it'll do.

. . . what are you still doing here. I don't bathe with other men. Get out.

[renovateyourass]

Well now, what's the fun of bathing all by yourself, hmm?

[betterthancharm]

Generally, I require any bathing partner I may have to possess a pair of D-cups or above. C, if her face is pretty enough.

[renovateyourass]

It's no fun to be so...limited in your choices, is it?

[goddanit]

What makes it improved? The whole thing sounds lame to me.

[renovateyourass]

Well then, feel free to leave. I don't like bathing with women anyway.

[goddanit]

So it's a homo bathhouse?

[renovateyourass]

It's a bathhouse where men are free to be men.