itp: bff's birthday

[loltruth]

[as you meander through the mess hall for supper, you might spot Souji standing by one of the tables. in his hands are birthday candles that he's sticking into a unicorn shaped cake that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUSUKE on it. not to far is package nicely wrapped in newspaper with a bow on top

Comments

[cancelingblades]

A-a unicorn?

[loltruth]

Which one is that?

[cancelingblades]

The skeevy one.

[loltruth]

Skeevy?

[cancelingblades]

Like you're thinking about porn or something, man. It's weird.

[loltruth]

I'm not thinking about porn.

[watches as Morrolan lights the candles]

Really.

[cancelingblades]

... I think about it a lot.

[loltruth]

Oh, hey.

[leans in a little, casually]

Don't open your present here.

[cancelingblades]

... [leans in toward him]

We're gonna have to hide this, too, aren't we?

[loltruth]

As long as Kirijo-san is this strict, yeah.

[cancelingblades]

We should look at it together after the party.

[loltruth]

We can find a good hiding place for it.

[clears his voice and motions to the lighted candles]

[cancelingblades]

[leans toward them and blows them out, making a quick wish]

[loltruth]

[handing him a knife, handle first]

Emiri says you have to make the first cut, but, ah, it comes with a rather interesting tradition where you kiss the closest person if it comes out dirty. So I can do it.

[cancelingblades]

...

What?

[loltruth]

I'll cut the cake, if you don't mind.