ITP: The Hunger War

[lietmeupinside]

[In the fabled center of camp, there are two countries looking rather out of place. It might be the armor. It might be the cloaks. It might be the general BATTLE-READINESS.]

[Or it might be the figure behind that wall over there, hiding from them.]

I could have sworn he went this way.

((Poland, Lithuania, and Prussia are deaged. Come poke at

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[dasschlechtende]

[THIS TEUTON IS STAYING RIGHT THE FUCK WHERE HE IS, OKAY]

[polemyname]

[Why are all my icons icons of me "losing" to you? Well, will be trying to force you backwards, taking another swing.]

[dasschlechtende]

[does take another step back but then pushes forward, swiping your blade out of the way and taking back that step >|]

[polemyname]

There's no way you're gonna be able to, like, last against both of us.

[Going to steady himself to the ground before attacking you again.]

[dasschlechtende]

[blocking once again, pushing forward]

If it was just me and you, I was have kicked in your teeth by now.

[polemyname]

You're just, like, jealous I could do to Liet what you tried for ages with force.

[Yeah, no. Going to take a cautionary step backwards.]

[dasschlechtende]

[keeps pressing forward]

You should learn to shut you dumb idiot mouth!

[polemyname]

[Well, but how do you do when Liet is helping me out, huh?]

And you should totally learn to keep your hands to yourself!

[dasschlechtende]

[I PROTEST THIS 2-VS-1 TACTIC]

I'll put my hands wherever I want!

[polemyname]

Then learn to, like, deal!

[So can I try to push you backwards now?]

[jyankenpwned]

Are you okay?

[dasschlechtende]

[fkjdsa people keep sneaking up on me DX]

C-course I am! I nearly kicked their teeth in before!

[jyankenpwned]

Whose teeth? Are you hiding from someone?

[dasschlechtende]

Two someones! And they call me opportunistic or whatever!

[jyankenpwned]

Are they bullying you?

[dasschlechtende]

I have no idea anymore. I mean, sure, I broke into their house and knocked things around, but I left when I realized it was an idiotic thing to do and now they won't leave me alone!