itp: and now for something a little short of sexy

[o_sarchasm]

[For spring, it's surprisingly cold tonight! Should you seek refuge in your cabin, or that stranger's cabin, or that hole in the ground over there, you will find one blanket and a someone. Maybe they're a snuggler. Maybe they bite. Maybe they're a gorilla!

Whatever your luck, there's no escaping the truth: It's blanketfic time.]

Comments

[pie_or_death]

[One Pie-Maker is over here looking VERY STANDOFFISH]

[pie_or_death]

Yeah I might've noticed. Once again, your stunning observational skills save the day. Oh wait. Nevermind, they haven't helped anything at all.

[coffinupmoney]

I know you ain't pointin' that bitch face at me, pie man. I ain't the one bein' the ass 'round here.

...

Speakin' of which, move yours over. Damn blanket hog.

[pie_or_death]

[Shoves it over]

Have it.

[coffinupmoney]

Wasn't so hard, was it. Givin' me somethin' I needed.

[pie_or_death]

What?

[coffinupmoney]

Maybe you should try doin' that with Dead Girl. Givin' her somethin' she needs. Like this blanket. Didn't hurt you none to hand it over, and look, I'm all snug as a bug now.

[pie_or_death]

You mean besides the hypothermia.

But what if I don't have what she needs. I can't give her nearly as much as I should be able to... She'd probably just be happier with someone else.

[coffinupmoney]

Right. Cuz you two ain't been pissin' me off with that lovey dovey crap for months. Like hell did I go through that for nothin'.

[pie_or_death]

Well what am I supposed to do? I can't give her everything. And although I kind of appreciate your sudden acceptance and investment in our relationship, I'm not really sure your personal feelings on the matter are quite the qualifier I need to not be worried about this.

[coffinupmoney]

...

*swat upside the head*

[pie_or_death]

*alskdfjals*

Hey!

[coffinupmoney]

The ass whoopin' is comin' next.

[pie_or_death]

Okay, okay you've made your point. Your very blunt, painful point.

[Rubbing the back of his head]

[coffinupmoney]

That'll be ten dollars.

[pie_or_death]

One triple berry pie.