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[myeyeonyou]

I'm pleased to announce that the Camp Fuck You Die branch of the Sakurazuka Veterinary Clinic is now open for business. I'm running wellness check-ups today, so feel free to stop in. The more I know about your pet now, the better I will be able to treat them in an emergency situation later. I'll also be available to answer any questions you may

Comments

[cant_touch_this]

Come on Digby, it's just a precautionary visit! Nothing's going to happen to you, I promise!

[cant_touch_this]

I think I've just witnessed a breakthrough.

[myeyeonyou]

I hope my luck holds.

[you wouldn't mind heading over to the exam area, would you, Digby?]

[play_dead]

[not if there are more treats in my future :DDD trotting after you]

[cant_touch_this]

So what exactly does a check-up entail? Other than poking and prodding.

[myeyeonyou]

Just a normal physical exam. I'll check his ears, eyes, teeth, feel his lymph nodes and abdomen, listen to his lungs and heart, and check his fur.

[cant_touch_this]

That doesn't sound so bad, does it, Digby?

[play_dead]

[... is it treat time yet? :DD]

[myeyeonyou]

There will be more treats in a few minutes, Digby.

[starting the exam]

[play_dead]

[this is not what I signed up for D: but behaving nicely anyway]

[cant_touch_this]

I'm just curious, what are your thoughts on the possibility of disease transmission here, what with all the unique wildlife residing in these campgrounds?

[myeyeonyou]

[continuing the exam, as he answers]

Higher than I would like. Fleas, ticks, and other parasites are always a risk, but I'd imagine that risk is increased here. I haven't seen any rabid animals, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. Not to mention all of the diseases unique to camp.

[cant_touch_this]

Digby's pretty resilient, but I'd rather not take any chances considering how important he is to our family. So do whatever needs to be done and we'll settle the bill somehow!

[myeyeonyou]

I'm willing to negotiate the bill. Most of the clinic expenses are paid by camp.

[cant_touch_this]

We have a friend in camp who might be cajoled into giving us a loan, and I could offer you a free slice of pie whenever you stop by The Pie Hole's pie stand?

[myeyeonyou]

Well, pie does sound like a good trade.