itp: death by food

[hymnslaphappy]

[Today is another normal day in the mess hall! But, wait, for some reason one of the tables seems to have been taken over by three young girls. The table seems to have food on it... and some of them has animal-like candy decorations on them that melted and now look strangely like the painting of the scream. Dare you investigate, Y/N

Comments

[inpignation]

Hmm. Well! I've certainly seen worse, huh, and they're certainly showing a sense of originality, right?

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[hymnsnextdoor]

Thank you! These are all my own original creations and Lady Chroche helped me cook them this time.

[inpignation]

Not bad, not bad. If you ask me, the lollipop's the clear winner, right?

[hymnsnextdoor]

Oh, I like that one too! It's good as food and as a weapon too!

[unlistednumber]

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[what. words are hard.]

[hymnsnextdoor]

Hi there! Do you want to try some too?

[unlistednumber]

What did you do to it?

[hymnsnextdoor]

... Nothing? I just followed the recipe...!

[enemaothestate]

*Hi I am gigantic and nabbing one of your Tyril Coccote's as I pass you by. Then I'ma chew. And chew.

And then I'm going to go over to the nearest sink, pluck out out my foot-long tongue from my mouth and start scrubbing it with soap and water.*

[hymnsnextdoor]

It can't be that bad!

[enemaothestate]

*PLUNKS it back in his jaw again.*

Actually the texture is quite nice and crunchy, it's just that, well, I'm glad I can de-activate my tastebuds, is all I'm saying.

[hymnsnextdoor]

............ I'm not sure if I should feel happy or offended.