[If you venture up near the volcano today, you might run across a very pretty man in very pretty robes giving it the stink-eye. He's standing next to
a sign, which he kicks for good measure.]
"A volcano is nicer than a mountain"? Who does he think he's kidding? This thing isn't half the mountain our one is. What the hell am I even meant to do with this dump?
Muu.
[He also seems to be talking to the little green squishy thing hanging off his arm.]
((ETA I am taking a break, will pick up all threads later!))