[Intro post]
[Somewhere in the woods outside of camp, a huge sweaty man toils. In keeping with his appointed role as Camp Fuck You Die's new Inspirational Wrestling Coach, he has taken it upon himself to create a wrestling ring. Several lengths of ropes are wrapped haphazardly around a small circle of trees, and barbells and other weight-lifting equipment litter the ground. Joachim is struggling with the last rope, but at last manages to stretch it far enough to tie around the last tree. The ring isn't square, or even a quadrilateral, but the lessons, not the school, are what make a class truly special.]
ALL RIGHT! *flexes his biceps* The ring is complete, now all I need are students!