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[thereshego]

[ Lounging in a folding chair out off at the center of camp is a green-skinned woman, filing her nails, her gloves on as she does so. Beside her is a suitcase and a few magazines

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[sharpasfire]

[not bothering with the sign but, uh, that's clearly not proper nail care]

[thereshego]

[keeps examining her gloved nails, then goes back to filing them every so often. glances over at Azula]

Do you need something?

[sharpasfire]

No, I'm perfectly motivated on my own.

Although an answer as to why you're filing your gloves instead of nails might be amusing.

[thereshego]

Good to know. Seriously, makes my job a lot easier!

[glances at Azula's VERY SHARP nails]

What? This isn't how you do it?

[3rd_dethroned]

You're not very good at demotivating, or whatever it is.

I hadn't even thought of showing my love by kidnapping him until your sign suggested it.

((placeholder since I need to make dinner))

[thereshego]

Really? You're not very good with creativity, then.

But uh, seriously, don't.

[3rd_dethroned]

That's because it's a pretty stupid idea.

[thereshego]

Hey, you've already got the hang of it! Now tell me, what's the best way to win over someone's love?

[bewareoftraps]

Tell me you're not getting paid to do this.

[thereshego]

What're you trying to say? This is an important job, seriously.

[bewareoftraps]

If it's telling people they're acting like idiots, I already do that for free.

[thereshego]

Maybe one day I can pass the torch on to you, then, or something. I'm especially good at what I do, however.

[im_impulse]

How're you supposed to guide people away from stuff without toucing. Especially those leaped before looking things?

[thereshego]

I can initiate touch. Not the other way around.

[im_impulse]

But no touchies sounds like no touching at all. There are lots of people who have huge personal space bubbles like they're in biohazard suits or they're intangible or they think other people smell 'cause of super heightened senses...

[thereshego]

... Do you just like being contrary or something?

[means_no_harm]

You know, I normally think that dual-toned catsuits are totally gross, but you actually manage to pull it off.

[spankmyvampup]

Got a bit of a super-villain thing goin' on.

[means_no_harm]

[vamp ping]

Um...do I know you?

[spankmyvampup]

I don't think so.