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dontshakemyhand in campfuckudie

[ITP: emasculating alien technology]

Mar 28, 2009 21:13

*It's a normal day of counselor arrivals. The sun is shining, the lake is stinking, and there's a new facility in the woods on the east side of the lake. For those who are pinged by this sort of thing, you may pick up on the fact that the entire building is alive, although not sentient. There are zombies carrying beds in through the entrance, and a ( Read more... )

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drink_this March 29 2009, 03:05:52 UTC

That looks new.

dontshakemyhand March 29 2009, 03:08:51 UTC

That's probably because it is.

drink_this March 29 2009, 03:31:00 UTC

Interesting~ Any idea what its purpose is?

dontshakemyhand March 29 2009, 03:34:09 UTC

I know precisely.

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beamkkake March 29 2009, 04:00:38 UTC

[watching, clearly amused.]

And people say you can't teach them anything.

dontshakemyhand March 29 2009, 04:09:01 UTC

I wouldn't say they are learning.

beamkkake March 29 2009, 04:14:43 UTC

I don't know. This is the best I've seen, so far. Then again, you can't expect much from them.

dontshakemyhand March 29 2009, 04:22:27 UTC

That is because I'm directing them.

socchan March 29 2009, 04:48:41 UTC

The stuff I miss when I step away from the internet for a few hours -_- Still, can't let that get in the way of important things.

Married!

dontshakemyhand March 29 2009, 04:59:04 UTC

... Excuse me?

socchan March 29 2009, 05:22:22 UTC

Dear Mr Todd the Wraith,

It is my pleasure to inform you that you are now the most recent husband of socchan.

Your are not expected to consent, nor are you expected to perform any conjugal duties (thank goodness!). In fact, the only thing you are expected to do is possibly occasionally put up with some weird person claiming you are legally joined for no reason other than she feels like it.

Thank you for your patience with this matter, and I hope you will enjoy your new life as the latest imaginary spouse of this esteemed Audience member.

Yours,
socchan

dontshakemyhand March 29 2009, 05:31:36 UTC

*Snorts. Humans...*

sent_to_try_us March 30 2009, 08:20:38 UTC

*nnnnnn and if I back off -

- and step in a hole and twist my ankle and squeak and possibly destroy one of my last pairs of shoes -

maybe that would be...surreptitious.*

dontshakemyhand March 30 2009, 08:33:54 UTC

*Yeah, stealthy RIKE NINJA*

sent_to_try_us March 30 2009, 08:42:03 UTC

*sob. ow. gonna just sit over here and look pathetic and maybe stare at the zombies, wtf*

dontshakemyhand March 30 2009, 08:45:15 UTC

*Walks over to her slowly*

Are you alright?

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