ITP: The night is mine!!

[haunted_pants]

[those of you outside at this hour will no doubt notice the boy on your roof... about to make a super good decision]

I AM THE BAT!

[do you stop him or watch the kid take a jump?]

((ooc: Intro for Hank! You know the drill. eta: slowing WAY down... keep tagging in, I will pick up in the morning.))

Comments

[stickynoteninja]

[oh HELL no]

[stickynoteninja]

Don't do anything stupid, kid!

[haunted_pants]

I'm a professional... trust me.

[stickynoteninja]

Goddamnit no you're not!

[in_sovietme]

[I jumped out of plane without a parachute. You'll be okay. Mostly]

[haunted_pants]

[we shall see...]

[ker-JUMP]

[in_sovietme]

[Do you

- Land in Russia's strong manly arms
- Eat dirt

☆]

[haunted_pants]

[ > -Land in Russia's strong manly arms]

Awwwwww...

[capslockbutler]

Woah! Kid! Don't jump!

[haunted_pants]

I'm no kid! I am The Bat.

[capslockbutler]

No you're not! You'll break your face or something!

[haunted_pants]

No way... I got this.

[boosterrific]

No, you're not.

((Days-long placeholder!))

[haunted_pants]

How do you know?

[boosterrific]

When you're as good of friends with him as I am, you know.

[haunted_pants]

[gasp!]

Robin?!??!

[shes_a_gas]

...Bat...man?

You look, uhm, different today...

[im_impulse]

I don't think it's him, Batman doesn't wear shorts that's the old Robin's job or somethin'...

[shes_a_gas]

[thinks about this]

Maybe he's de-aged Batman, and this is what he was like when he was younger, like us!

[im_impulse]

...I don't know if Batman was ever a kid.