ITP: The night is mine!!

[haunted_pants]

[those of you outside at this hour will no doubt notice the boy on your roof... about to make a super good decision]

I AM THE BAT!

[do you stop him or watch the kid take a jump?]

((ooc: Intro for Hank! You know the drill. eta: slowing WAY down... keep tagging in, I will pick up in the morning.))

Comments

[virginshocker]

Wait what?

[virginshocker]

Just stop talking okay? And the name's Static.

[haunted_pants]

My name's Hank!

[virginshocker]

Okay, Hank. Mind telling me why you think you can fly?

[haunted_pants]

I'm practicing for when I will be Batman!

[virginshocker]

... Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon.

[haunted_pants]

Not if people keep catching me.

[virginshocker]

Dude. For the last time.

Batman can't fly.

[haunted_pants]

Then why is he always jumping off buildings?

[virginshocker]

He's got a hookshot. Don't you know anything?

[haunted_pants]

I'm not allowed to watch cartoons anymore... my dad says they're rotting my brain.

[virginshocker]

Your dad won't let you watch cartoons? That's... terrible.

[haunted_pants]

Yeah... my Dad is kinda strict about stupid stuff.

[virginshocker]

What about comic books? Or movies?

[haunted_pants]

Sometimes...

But dude! This is summer camp, can't I, like, do what I want?

[virginshocker]

Sure!

Just don't make your brains into pavement smush.