[INTRO]
[a BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN is standing in Ye Olde Center Of Camp, surrounded by more big, dewy roses than you can shake a stick at]
Lost lambs of Camp Fuck You Die, gather ‘round this handsome shepherd! Long have you wandered through the wilderness of Louisiana swampland, surrounded by the drab olive and gray of zombies and lake water, searching for beauty as passionately as milady Marcy searches for overly-intimate companionship, longing for something wonderful to enter your lives…! But never fear, fair ladies, for your long search ends today, with this heaven-sent gift of -
[HUNDREDS OF MINIATURE LAMBS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY FROM NOWHERE]
Ah! Okkuri-kun, you spawned!
(( OOC: Intro for Tamaki and Maora. Edit: P.S. We are slow. Edit edit: We are really slow. Edit3: Maora is on a short CFUW break! Edit4: Tamaki is out for the night; will pick up new and old threads tomorrow! ))
Lost lambs of Camp Fuck You Die, gather ‘round this handsome shepherd! Long have you wandered through the wilderness of Louisiana swampland, surrounded by the drab olive and gray of zombies and lake water, searching for beauty as passionately as milady Marcy searches for overly-intimate companionship, longing for something wonderful to enter your lives…! But never fear, fair ladies, for your long search ends today, with this heaven-sent gift of -
[HUNDREDS OF MINIATURE LAMBS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY FROM NOWHERE]
Ah! Okkuri-kun, you spawned!
(( OOC: Intro for Tamaki and Maora. Edit: P.S. We are slow. Edit edit: We are really slow. Edit3: Maora is on a short CFUW break! Edit4: Tamaki is out for the night; will pick up new and old threads tomorrow! ))