itp: DISASTERS
[so let's talk about the daily life of a tiny ball that just so happens to be falling from the sky.
This tiny ball accidentally collides with a piece of gutter, which swings to the side and knocks a pile of LUMBER. Which in turn tumbles and bashes a smaller replica of the Statue of Liberty, which in turn falls and puts its crown through a replica of Big Ben, which in turn topples and hits a net full of bowling balls which unties itself and begins to fall. They are conveniently netted about the head of who?
Who, you ask?
Well, that would be earnest dogooder and all-round good person Esther Blanchett, who is completely unaware.
If you were, say, a wizard, what would you do?]
--did I hear something snapping?
((Esther and Merlin will be replying to this post, although Merlin warns for slow ♥ feel free to attempt to SAVE ESTHER!!1! or just get brained by a bowling ball or just QUESTION MERLIN INTENSELY about his girlsaving skills, he loves that.
eta Esther is slowing down quite a bit ♥ and so is Merlin!))
This tiny ball accidentally collides with a piece of gutter, which swings to the side and knocks a pile of LUMBER. Which in turn tumbles and bashes a smaller replica of the Statue of Liberty, which in turn falls and puts its crown through a replica of Big Ben, which in turn topples and hits a net full of bowling balls which unties itself and begins to fall. They are conveniently netted about the head of who?
Who, you ask?
Well, that would be earnest dogooder and all-round good person Esther Blanchett, who is completely unaware.
If you were, say, a wizard, what would you do?]
--did I hear something snapping?
((Esther and Merlin will be replying to this post, although Merlin warns for slow ♥ feel free to attempt to SAVE ESTHER!!1! or just get brained by a bowling ball or just QUESTION MERLIN INTENSELY about his girlsaving skills, he loves that.
eta Esther is slowing down quite a bit ♥ and so is Merlin!))