Mar 04, 2009 22:06
[somewhere in camp, there is a circle of chairs set up with a big sign overhead: FAILHEROES ANONYMOUS
And a smaller sign beneath that:
Completely failed to save the world?
Screw up things horribly whenever you try to do the right thing?
Make your world a worse place just by existing?
All of the above?
It's okay. We're here for each other.
And seated in two of those chairs are a teenager who seems to really wish he was somewhere else, and a jailbaity robot who seems to think that if he can't be somewhere else, the next best thing to do is complain about it.]
......
Man, if this is about me existing, shouldn't they blame it on the guy who built me or something?
[Maybe there are other people in those chairs. Maybe you're one of them!
Or maybe you're just here to laugh at their misfortune. That's fine, too.]
((Characters who fit any of the criteria on the sign will not be able to get up from a chair once they're sitting in it, for the duration of the post. I'll be tagging with both Tatsuya and Axl, so if you've got a preference on who you get, let me know. mingling is also A++.))
((eta; dying now, but feel free to ping me and tell me to get my ass back here later if I don't.))