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[Tis the day after Valentine's Day and all happy couples may still be finishing up their sweets or getting in some extra cuddles. Except for one corner of camp where a very clumsy albatross is pecking erratically at a piece of candy while a cute little dove watches from above.]
Man, now I can't even unwrap Sara's candy. You think camp would've cut us a break for one day. I mean, I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to be!
You're a... seagull? Anyway, there's no use in complaining, it'll be over soon enough. It just sucks that we have to eat bugs for a week... I think... what do doves eat anyway?
Man, now I can't even unwrap Sara's candy. You think camp would've cut us a break for one day. I mean, I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to be!
You're a... seagull? Anyway, there's no use in complaining, it'll be over soon enough. It just sucks that we have to eat bugs for a week... I think... what do doves eat anyway?