ITP: Cold War.

[me_fuckyeah]

[There are two girls in the center of Camp. One is laughing cheerfully, the other is looking very. Aggressive.

Ah, young love.

And UST. Or gas. Your pick.

These two just can NEVER seem to get along when they meet!

Do you investigate?]

(ooc; Okay, America is getting threaddroppy. Ping me on IRC under Lady^Liberty if you still want to do our

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[sillyrabitricks]

Oh my GOD.

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, I mean. We've never met, have we? 'Cause not even your face looks familiar...

[sillyrabitricks]

Of course not! I've seen you from a distance, of course. But we never outright met. My name is Rabi. Exorcist, Bookman, fantastic dancer.

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh! Perfect! I can prove I'm a better dancer than Russia, too!

[sillyrabitricks]

...shouldn't you be busy with your economic stimulus or something?

[me_fuckyeah]

But this is important!

I can't be a worse girl that Russia. That'd completely make 1988 worthless, you know?

[sillyrabitricks]

Wouldn't you rather be manly and strong? Or. Something?

[me_fuckyeah]

I'm better at everything-- I already proved I'm more manly than Russia. What do you think 1988 was?

[sillyrabitricks]

Right, of course.

Well, I think you're both beautiful girls with large...talents.

[me_fuckyeah]

... I'm better, riiiiiight?

[sillyrabitricks]

Of course you are! You're not Russia! RUSSIA IS SCARY. ...but as such, I do not want Russia to DESTROY ME WITH DOOM. WHICH RUSSIA IS. WALKING, FRIGID DOOM.

[me_fuckyeah]

Don't worry! I'll protect you! I've got bigger guns, you know.

[sillyrabitricks]

I'll get all revenged when I go back home. Next time I pass through that horrible, cold place. I'll be eaten by polar bears.

[me_fuckyeah]

... Polar bears?

[sillyrabitricks]

Well okay no.

I'll just freeze to death.

[me_fuckyeah]

... Do you need some heated blankets?