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[o_sarchasm]

[THERE IS A METAL BOOMERANG FLYING PAST YOU. It was very clearly intended for your face, but fate smiles down upon you this day.

...Also, eight year olds have very bad aim.]

You--! DON'T MOVE. And Katara, stay behind me!

(( ETA: KATARA'S BRAIN DIED s-she will be back tomorrow ♥ ETA2: I AM OFF TO TARGET, will be back later :|b ))

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[sharpasfire]

[turns to glare but it ends up more in an amused smirk]

You've shrunk in the wash.

[o_sarchasm]

[...t-that voice]

[sharpasfire]

Well, are you going to try again?

[o_sarchasm]

[picks up his boomerang obediently]

[bawwwtic]

HWAAA--!

[o_sarchasm]

[picking up his boomerang]

That was just a warning!

[bawwwtic]

F-f-for what?! I didn't do a-anything!

[o_sarchasm]

It was to get your attention! Now tell me your name, and what you're doing here.

[worse_or_better]

[FREEZES]

[o_sarchasm]

[SUCCESS]

[worse_or_better]

IT WASN'T ME!

[o_sarchasm]

[wait what]

[say_thee_nay]

That was ill-advised, child. Someone might well have suffered injury.

[There is a tone being used, here. It implies that of all possible someones in question, the speaker would not be among them.]

[o_sarchasm]

[WOW, YOU'RE HUGE. AND BLONDE.]

No way...

[say_thee_nay]

... in actuality, there are a myriad of ways in which injury might result from the throwing of a metal object. In fact, I am quite familiar with several.

[o_sarchasm]

What's wrong with your hair?

[vegan_megan]

Careful with this thing, kid.

[o_sarchasm]

I know how to use it! And I'm not a kid.

[vegan_megan]

Oh yeah? It nearly cut off my braid.

Then be careful with this thing, dwarf.

[o_sarchasm]

I'm not a dw-- that, either!