SPEED DATING

[classchair]

[There is a very special set up tonight in the mess hall! There are a lot of small tables with a pair a chairs sitting opposite of each other. At one end of the hall, there is a shouta detective sitting in front of a bell

Comments

[write_it_in]

[lighting a cigarette -- is handcuffed to a table]

[classchair]

Ah, those are a good pair! I suppose you won't be rotating, then...

[write_it_in]

Work around me.

[classchair]

I will, but please do talk to a few people. I'm sure someone might be interested in a smoker.

[heartofthetiles]

[...]

...well.

[classchair]

You will, of course, have to provide your own ice-breakers.

[heartofthetiles]

Sorry, I'm not much of the dating type.

[classchair]

It won't hurt to try it.

[dosciencetoit]

[walks in and takes a seat obliviously, and then the words 'speed dating' register]

...Um.

[classchair]

Don't worry. I'm sure a lovely young lady like yourself will be very popular! Just think of it as any other conversation.

[dosciencetoit]

Er... right. I'm not sure I've ever been 'very popular', though.

[classchair]

I can't think of a reason you wouldn't be.

[bitchgotbitches]

[LOOK AT THIS PRETTY, FRIENDLY YOUNG GIRL who is most definitely not here to discreetly conduct interviews for new inn tenants/chore bitches, oh no sir.]

[immashaaark]

[I AM MYSELF AGAIN YAY]

...

[bitchgotbitches]

Switch tables.

[immashaaark]

I wasn't intending to sit.

[iwassooworried]

[boss, what are you doing]

Imonoyama-san...

[kafukaesque]

Hello!

[iwassooworried]

Oh, hello there.

[kafukaesque]

I'm Fuura Kafuka!