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[please_reapp]

[And running past is an average young man, blushing heavily -- and being pursued by a scary, fast, hardcore-dangerous female zombie wearing only a towel

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[hasabigscythe]

...That's rather epic.

[please_reapp]

[looks up. Waaaay up]

Ahaha, i-it's my first genuine zombie attack. A-are they recording a movie here?

[hasabigscythe]

[hi 8)]

A movie? Oh no, those are real.

[please_reapp]

[Man and I'm a shrimp to begin with.]

Real zombies... is... what you're saying?

[deepinthered]

[offering a hand] Are you okay?

[please_reapp]

Ah, thank you... [takes it, rubbing the back of his head with his other hand, nervously] Yes, no, I'm fine -- sorry. I'm mostly a little confused, I think.

[deepinthered]

It's okay... The hot springs are mixed here, it takes a little getting used to, yeah.

[please_reapp]

M-mixed, huh? That's dangerous...

[_mrgrumpypants_]

. . .

[please_reapp]

...ahaha... Oh god.

[_mrgrumpypants_]

*doesn't even GRACE YOU WITH HIS VOICE, just points to the occupied sign*

[please_reapp]

Yes, um, well -- I woke up in the ch-changing room.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

Encore, encore!

[please_reapp]

...Cat.

[spiritsrfinetoo]

No.

[please_reapp]

....Not a cat?

[is_my_copilot]

I'm not sure zombies care about being seen naked. It probably just wanted your flesh.

[please_reapp]

Oh, that's a relief! Hahaha...ha...

N-no, it really isn't, actually.

[is_my_copilot]

You'll get used to it. There's a lot of things here that will want your body.

[please_reapp]

W-well, I guess I'll have to get used to it, then... Is this the punchline to a bad joke?!