ITP - LOSERS

[nospringflower]

Haruka is a Loser because he sells himself for money.

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((have your computer post embarrasing secrets on your character! It's up to you what you want in them, they can be depressing or hilarious))

Comments

[whoooosshh]

Vincent is such a loser he thinks letting the love of his life go to a guy who shot her full of alien juice and impregnated her with a Cosmic Horror-baby is preferable to clearing up a few misunderstandings.

[knifetomeetyou]

Don't let her get away! Go confess to her!

[whoooosshh]

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[knifetomeetyou]

I know I'm only hearing one side of this story, but your comment doesn't make that other man come off very well. So go after her! The worst she can do is say no, she wants the..."Cosmic-Horror-baby".

[knifetomeetyou]

Catherine hand-washes her little brother's underwear.

[knifetomeetyou]

Hey, I hand-wash all clothes! If his underwear happens to be in the laundry basket, then that's just what happens!

[putyrchinthebox]

Is underwear important?

[knifetomeetyou]

Not in the sense that comment implies...

[dontgotthetouch]

Optimus can battle machines of death and destruction twice his size and never budge in the face of mortal danger, but talk to him about human reproduction and he locks down like Livejournal.

... What?!

[letshilbertluv]

You have not been informed about the artificial intelligences existing in the network?

[dontgotthetouch]

I... those are artificial intelligences?

[letshilbertluv]

Unknown. I do not have the necessary analysis to define their existence, so I have provided the most commonly used reference.

[moveurdeadfros]

Brook once dressed up like a woman. None who lived through that day escaped with their eyesight intact.

... Oh come now, I was not THAT horrendous! I was even wearing a veil! And my crew could see perfectly well once their tears stopped flowing!

[oztensibly]

[laughing]

[moveurdeadfros]

Oh yes, laugh all you want my lady! But since it was the Rumbar Pirates who escaped underneath the nose of the Marines and with the treasure of Sambaro Island's governor, I would say it is I who had the last laugh here!

[oztensibly]

I'm not too surprised, Brook.

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[halfcocked]

Devit's about to turn into a girl.

[halfcocked]

What the fuck's that supposed to me--

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