ITP - FLYING LAWNMOWER

[virginshocker]

[Because it's a first]

I give it an hour before it runs out of steam.

Do you think it'll land before that?

I think it'll be funny to see it crash.

...And what if it lands on someone?

Oh. I didn't think about that.

...

((night! will pick  up later))

Comments

[nomencature]

...

Eh?

[nospringflower]

It is a flying lawnmower.

[nomencature]

[giving you a bit of a sidelong look before looking up at the mower again.]

. . . why is it flying?

[nospringflower]

I don't know. It just is.

[is_my_copilot]

. . . you know, every time I say "you don't see that every day," someone challenges me on it. Never mind that I have a perfect memory, and if I recalled seeing something every day, I wouldn't say it. So I think I'll pass this time.

[oztensibly]

Have you seen this before then, Canaan?

[is_my_copilot]

No. Hi, Oz.

[oztensibly]

Ah, you guessed so easily!

[halfcocked]

That would be funnier~

[straight_as_an]

It doesn't sound so funny to me.

[halfcocked]

Maybe a litter of cute little puppies is riding the lawnmower and hugging each other, is it funny then?

[straight_as_an]

No, that just sounds weird now.

[oftheangel]

What will you lot think of next.

[jerkchester]

Hey, it wasn't my bright idea.

[oftheangel]

That, I believe.

[jerkchester]

Turns out this just popped out of nowhere.

[thecarisboring]

[pffthahaha what]

[virginshocker]

Pretty neat, right?

[thecarisboring]

[...why does that getup look vaguely familiar?]

Yeah, unless you're a bird. Whose bright idea or drunken science fair project was this?

[virginshocker]

I wish I could say it was all me.