MESSHALL POST in which you may, if you wish, "mingle." In the morning even, if your timezone allows!

[vampfuckudie]

Uhm. Excuse me. I uh. I think the strawberry syrup might just be blood.

Has anyone tried it today? Because seriously, it looks like blood and it smells like blood and I really just don't see how that can actually be strawberry syrup!

Comments

[cognitagonist]

B-blood?

[hakabana]

Don't touch him again.

[cognitagonist]

Do you know what I hate more than stupid threats?

[hakabana]

Death?

[SLASHITY]

[cognitagonist]

Being ordered around.

[you'll find that your arms have stopped the slash just before hitting me. HOW SAD.]

[hakabana]

--!

[…fuck]

[cognitagonist]

I'm surprised he didn't tell you I could do this.

[hakabana]

He did. Indirectly.

[cognitagonist]

I thought it would be ironic to make you cut your own stomach open. But I'm bored, Raikou.

[hakabana]

Are you.

[cognitagonist]

You said I wasn't fooling anyone so I thought I'd be honest with you.

[hakabana]

Why do you keep messing with him? He hasn't done anything to you. He never did!

[cognitagonist]

Shut up. You're noisy.

[You've been punched in the mouth before, right? Cos that's what this feels like.]

[hakabana]

[METAPHORICAL ICON ATTACK GOOO..... o/]

[cognitagonist]

You really should have prepared yourself better.

[hakabana]

There really isn't much I could have done anyway.