ITP: jumping!

[throwawrench]

[Near the edge of the center of camp there is a tree stump. It's probably always been there! Today, however, it is a very ~dramatic~ tree stump. So dramatic, in fact, that should you be passing by you may be seized with the urge to jump up on it and announce yourself dramatically

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[throwawrench]

--And what's most fun for me is breaking things! Mechanical things, but other things too, and since I got this, it will be even more interesting to smash things!

[swings wrench dramatically, and the end catches fire~]

[throwawrench]

Oh, really? Who perceives you differently? How you think of yourself is one thing, but it doesn't matter much if everyone else doesn't see you that way. Although, so far you've seemed truthful to me!

[ejusticulate]

[jiiiii]

Fun?

[throwawrench]

Aah, yes! Because I want to have fun. In human life, people only have a limited time on this earth, so they should have as much fun as they can!

[ejusticulate]

Ahh, I see, you want to live life to its fullest. How inspiring.

[throwawrench]

Ha, is it? Have I inspired you? If I inspired you in that short a time, with that few words, that would be a pretty impressive story, wouldn't it?

[ejusticulate]

Would it? Mm, perhaps. A few words could have a large effect on someone, I suppose.

[. . . doesn't look inspired]

[throwawrench]

Could, hmm? You suppose? That means they didn't, or at least in this case they didn't. But, you said it was inspiring! Why would you say that if you didn't find it inspiring?

[ejusticulate]

It was a general statement.

[throwawrench]

Hmm, do you like making general statements like that, then? Statements that are true in general but not for you?

[ejusticulate]

Yes.

[throwawrench]

Ha! That's interesting. It's interesting because it's interesting how people decide if things like that are true in general. Do you think that many other people would be inspired by my words?

[ejusticulate]

I suppose that would depend on what other words you have to offer to the public.

[throwawrench]

Ha! I can offer the public a lot of words. Obviously, I can offer a lot of words. The hard part isn't offering the words, the hard part is stopping for long enough for anyone to tell me they were inspired!

[ejusticulate]

That just means one has to listen closely to what you have to say.

[throwawrench]

Oh? Are you listening closely to me, then? That's exciting, too!